The video follows Rihanna and a group of accomplices during a day of kidnapping, blackmail, and yachting, and is perhaps the best usage of denim that has been seen this side of 2001. More importantly, the entire video is a GIF-able inspiration board for women who travail to take back what's owed and look fabulously scary while doing so.
Here are the 10 most essential moments, and some suggestions for future use.
For when you're definitely not going to be doing the heavy-lifting
For when you're rocking denim on denim on denim
For when you know it's your fault but you can't be bothered
For when you can barely afford 4/20
For when bae isn't calling you back
For when everything sucks and you just need a damn daiquiri
For when you farted in the pool and no one knows
For when you're ready to shuck oysters at Sunday brunch
For when you just cashed your federal tax return
For when you have 12 million more downloads and streams than the venerable Taylor Alison Swift
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